okay, awesome

I don't know why but I don't get surprised much anymore, unless something super awesome happens in Naruto.

Me getting my back checked at a clinic
Doctor: This is not good. You have herpes.
Me: Okay.
Doctor: Err.. There is no cure for it and can happen again even if you take medicines.
Me: Can I wear a shirt?

The 'herpes' never came back.
*gasps*

Doctor checking my nose for the 6th time after all the tests and stuff
Doctor: Well.. The medicines didn't work. We're going to have to perform a surgery.
Me: Okay.
Doctor: You'll get admitted in the morning and stay for a night. Take all the time you need, and then tell me when you're ready over the phone.
Me: This Thursday?

Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
Me: No!
Guy: But you're gay.
Me: Okay.

it's not sex; it's violent cuddling

This is what I did on the second day of Eid. I went out. Yay!
And now you know what a date with me would be like.





Sexy sweater, yeah?

During the holidays I realized something. I don't know if anyone else has ever thought of it before. If you're listening to songs, earphones plugged and everything, and you fart, people don't don't accuse you or even look at you. Just act like there are earphones in your nose, like you can't smell anything and everyone will be like, "It can't be him. He's listening to songs. It must have been me then."
This is uber coolness.

just..had..to..post..this..

From Fb. Some uber awesome group.

bored?

Google is funny.

I love my shampoo, Flex Revlon. It turns me on. The smell is woah. Really.

this is epic

ultimate seduction

I.

do you have a dog house?

Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"

New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor 1: "That is right."

New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor 1: "Right again."

New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife."
Neighbor 1: "Correct."

New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual."
Neighbor 1: "Yup"

New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning."
Neighbor 1: "Cool."

~Later that same day~

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door."
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"

Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job."
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"

Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University."
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No."

Neighbor 1: "You Bloody Homo!!!"